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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am
Nice work SD. Fiver.


LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: keep calm carry on
Rating: 4.82/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:26 pm
A FAVE --AWE5OME JOB
emoalice1626 - April 26, 2011, 7:52 pm
yes while those three panic lets watch what not to do in this kind of situation
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:52 am
Favorited and I thank you, sir. 5L.
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 1:05 am
5uperb


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


LUCKY ME -




BARRIER -


TAGS: barrier keep sadness joy out
Rating: 4.36/5

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justme - October 8, 2011, 8:15 am
another greta poster of la. great poster 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2011, 11:42 pm
'S good, but ya gotta post stuff like this in motivational twist or philosophy wall


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - Wing them right back and add some lemons of your own


TAGS: keep movin on
Rating: 4.33/5

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*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


Pay Back's A Bitch -




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: keeping it unreal
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

No. I threw it away when I came to...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




HOW FAR -


TAGS: reality distant dreams keep moving
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:19 pm
Unfortunately, there are some shores I will never reach. 5L


KITCHEN AIDE -


TAGS: kitchen appliances keep on smiling milkman
Rating: 4.57/5

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Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
If he asks if you have a webcam just say no.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:11 pm
You're welcome pretty lady..........I'm not being a p*** (right now)...I just like having women on Motifake.
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 11:54 am
I 5'd it...funny stuff.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:52 am
he said slant
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:51 am

nice to have a womans slant on things.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 11:11 pm

funny. I think I will run the "dairy pillows" line on my wife.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, apparently, you're approving. Thanks for this site... it's a good outlet.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:28 pm
I have never been known for good taste. My weak posters prove it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Thanks again! But unfortunately, this will never be a 5'er. Besides, we all know that postive feedback is the best.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
This was great. 5 dirty pillows
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thanks for the positive comments!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:35 pm
Nice.
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
hehehe, "dairy pillows", 5L


CREEDO -




SETTING PERSONAL GOALS - Setting goals is admirable and encouraged often. You, my friend, have set this one too high. You shall never reach it.




DREMAGNUM -


TAGS: dremagnum keeping in real
Rating: 3.62/5

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uglimusashi - February 20, 2010, 11:09 am
Drawn together? WRONGEST... SHOW.... EVER. title & inflections are deserved here
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Anything?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
I'm not offended by anything
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:41 pm
Don't watch it if you're offendable. Whether that's easily offended or not.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Nope, havent yet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
So, You don't drink at all Dre?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Will do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
Dre, Download drawn together.....amesome animated reality show....so crude.....don't watch it with children,women or ethnics.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
I'm sober, always have been
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
We played poker at TTH's last night.....I don't even remember coming home.....Hangover central.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:36 pm
glad you liked it
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Yep, same. Worked on homework all day, and slept away a hangover.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Doesnt look like my kind of dog either
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
When im in my room, I just have this site up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
But you remember the dog, Right Dre?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
God, we do creep here don't we? Always on, never actually commenting.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
LMAO, however, I do not remember that chick at all
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:30 pm
And yet, he never calls in the morning. WHY DRE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY...


Burning Bridges -


TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


OUR MODS - GOOD WORK GUYS -




ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN -




SO, YOU TWO -




SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!


TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.


A HARD LIFE -


TAGS: beer keeps us going
Rating: 4.25/5

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Dangle - May 13, 2010, 1:01 pm
notice the cap is off, and who opens a bottle of jack and doesnt take a swig or two at least? so there was room to freeze.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 am
about -25° Celsius (-13° F) is the freezing temperature of booze with 40 per cent of alcohol concentration. I just wonder why the bottle didn't burst...
Bob D. Sailor - May 13, 2010, 1:38 am
Does anyone know at what temperature Jack actually freezes besides f'ing cold?


KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...


TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am
ahahah nice


LOVE -




SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.


TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Some-of-her
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.




JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




FAIR WARNING -


TAGS: cats home you had your chance keep walking
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:18 pm
5L
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:59 pm
this is beautiful, another dumpling, sonny? 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
LMAO! aaaaaaaaaargh!
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:49 pm
Lets not forget the the famous, " You eat yet? You need eat, hold on I will get you something"


SENSORY OVERLOAD -




THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: better keep running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:21 am
LMAO!
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:31 am
Oh, ****. Little help? xD
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:44 am
He "catches" his allll the time!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:43 am
LD - always chasing tail.
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:39 am
My guess is she will be invited back... if she survives.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:34 am
Hilarious!


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




TODAYS FORCAST - unintended acceleration followed closely by divorce proceedings.




BOXING DAY -




FICTION -


TAGS: hold on to your imagination it is what keeps your reality in check hammy
Rating: 3/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:35 pm
The first step to solving a problem, is acknowledging it... in my retarded opinion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 2:10 pm
You said it, Not me.
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:00 pm
Holy **** I Just Noticed... God Im Retarded..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am
Massive spelling failure...please stand by.....


KEEPER OF THE SPREADSHEET - DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA "Keeper of the Spreadsheet!"


TAGS: geek keeper spreadsheet farscape
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kaladon - April 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Yer thats what it was made for as muggins here is said keeper. Like i said in my email: "13 Years of Education, 8 years in IT, 22 years of using computers and it all comes down to this"
pieman - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
Sorry this is getting voted down. I like it. You always have someone like this in every office.


Life -




BOREDUMB -


TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.


song of my people -


TAGS: goat song of my people keep bleating
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 12:30 am
I've seen his work before. Lol, I didn't make the connection with the nickname. Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:18 am
Hawamleh...he's a member with a certain proclivity for livestock (best you don't ask). 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2013, 11:53 pm
Hammy?
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Don't know what it is crotchety, but this poster just screams Hammy...5L


And you goombahs prolly don’t even think about it….. -


TAGS: keep a fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:39 pm
Wait...I'm back now! Ohh, that's why you're running. Well be back sooner than later Mr. Gary!
steve1961 - March 29, 2014, 12:15 am
roflmao!
GaryO - March 29, 2014, 12:06 am
I love you more
steve1961 - March 29, 2014, 12:04 am
Hurry back...so these kind of tender moments can finally end...bloody bromances...;-)
GaryO - March 28, 2014, 11:44 pm
Hey Mao, I hope to be back in a few months…I hope….just on task now. Keep the fire at the cabin. I’ll be by. Cheers, mate. All you guys better be here when I get back....phukkers.
maoworks2 - March 28, 2014, 8:11 am
Fair-well My Friend, Mao.
Sho - March 27, 2014, 2:12 pm
Don't take too long Mr Gary
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:30 am
Don't be sad - I'll wait up for you; bring back marshmallows
Pagong - March 27, 2014, 12:54 am
Going somewhere?


Retirement: Week 16 -




CISPA -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


Bring A Paper Along -


TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


HARDEST PROMISE -




Koala Logic -


TAGS: koals keeper leaves threat
Rating: 4.71/5

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TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
"CUDDLY? WHAT? COME HERE AND SAY THAT!"


MOTIFAKE.COM - everyone is welcome


TAGS: keep out
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
New logo!!!


(PEW PEW) ² -


TAGS: cartridges keep falling on my head
Rating: 4.1/5

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MO - May 3, 2010, 1:27 pm
I don't care what you call it. Alls I know is that the flux capacitor seems to be low on flux. You can tell by the ride height of the navigator....
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
No the hyperdrive is on the wrong end...duh
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 10:10 pm
DUH! It's the Millennium Falcon.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 4, 2010, 10:06 pm
Is that a Hind or a newer Russian model..the Havoc or something....
frixxxx - March 4, 2010, 7:13 pm
OMFG (PEW PEW)to the 10th!
phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 5:59 pm
I LOL'd...and had a new 5/5 fav.
Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
This is cracking me up!


BLACK FRIDAY -


TAGS: dec 2 next time keep the receipt
Rating: 4.04/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 1:56 am
LMFAO!!! That's WAY better!
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 1:52 am
Not to mention the magnetic birdseed with a giant horseshoe magnet. ;)
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:00 pm
Thanks!
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 8:53 pm
Yes! Very clever! 5 coyotes.


HINDSIGHT -


TAGS: keep pushing pushing pushing
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Add to faves...This is great


MOTIFAKE - A Google Friendly Environment Please Keep It That Way No NSFW Allowed




ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.


TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.


TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.


TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair


NEVER RAISE A HAND TO YOUR CHILD -




GET YOUR FEET WET -




ENVY -


TAGS: keep up mock america soviet calendar
Rating: 3.5/5

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Zreiser - October 9, 2010, 1:20 pm
Soooooo true...what have we contributed? Elvis...that's pretty much it lol
forseti - September 23, 2010, 6:57 pm
thx Lord. That's not a problem. I expected this to get higher votings too. But I got better votings than expected many times, so who cares?! Not my day I guess...
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:45 pm

i liked this fors...sorry to see others didn't.


FEAR -




REALITY -


TAGS: but we keep seeking another taste
Rating: 3.24/5

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CANADA - November 30, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aint that the truth! 5L


INNOCENCE -




I SWEAR IT'S BUSTIN' OUT -




CLEAN -


TAGS: life time woman home work addict house keep joke blonde posted not created
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - August 18, 2009, 5:33 pm
Must not know any single-person households


REALITY: THE GATEKEEPER OF REALITY IS QUANTIFIED IMAGINATION. -


TAGS: reality imagination gatekeeper
Rating: 1.78/5

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LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:21 pm
The Gatekeeper of Reality has a crappy combover...how's that for reality?


MISTRESSES - Tiger thinks they should be seen and not heard


TAGS: tiger mis*****es keep quiet
Rating: 1.67/5

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Derek - December 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
If you asked him I think you'd find he would rather they weren't seen either.


FAMILY PHOTOS -




Ashson -




EVERYTHING... -




Bargaining Edge -




"Upgrade" -


TAGS: you keep using that word
Rating: 4.67/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2015, 10:40 pm
nah, that's only 95 to 98
Silverheart - October 10, 2015, 9:02 pm
Is that the upgrade kit for Win95 to Windows 10?


COFFEE! -




Stand tall And keep your chin up -




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