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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm, #222313
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am, #222306
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am, #222222
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am, #222221
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am, #222216
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am, #222214
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am, #222210
Nice work SD. Fiver.


LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: keep calm carry on
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:26 pm, #217471
A FAVE --AWE5OME JOB
emoalice1626 - April 26, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217426
yes while those three panic lets watch what not to do in this kind of situation
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:52 am, #217372
Favorited and I thank you, sir. 5L.
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 1:05 am, #217344
5uperb


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm, #169835
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm, #169749

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am, #169686
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am, #169683
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am, #169681
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am, #169678
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am, #169676
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am, #169675
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am, #169674
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am, #169673
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am, #169672
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am, #169671
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am, #169670
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am, #169669
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


LUCKY ME -




BARRIER -


TAGS: barrier keep sadness joy out
Rating: 4.36/5

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justme - October 8, 2011, 8:15 am, #224829
another greta poster of la. great poster 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2011, 11:42 pm, #224820
'S good, but ya gotta post stuff like this in motivational twist or philosophy wall


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - Wing them right back and add some lemons of your own


TAGS: keep movin on
Rating: 4.33/5

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*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #210165
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am, #177972
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am, #177963
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm, #177706
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


Pay Back's A Bitch -




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: keeping it unreal
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm, #231936

No. I threw it away when I came to...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:44 pm, #231910
(carebear BANNED)


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




HOW FAR -


TAGS: reality distant dreams keep moving
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:19 pm, #243304
Unfortunately, there are some shores I will never reach. 5L


KITCHEN AIDE -


TAGS: kitchen appliances keep on smiling milkman
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:12 pm, #199122
If he asks if you have a webcam just say no.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:11 pm, #199120
You're welcome pretty lady..........I'm not being a p*** (right now)...I just like having women on Motifake.
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 2:09 pm, #199118
Thanks Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 11:54 am, #199095
I 5'd it...funny stuff.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:52 am, #199094
he said slant
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:51 am, #199081

nice to have a womans slant on things.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 11:11 pm, #199044

funny. I think I will run the "dairy pillows" line on my wife.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:30 pm, #199037
Well, apparently, you're approving. Thanks for this site... it's a good outlet.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:28 pm, #199036
I have never been known for good taste. My weak posters prove it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:26 pm, #199033
Thanks again! But unfortunately, this will never be a 5'er. Besides, we all know that postive feedback is the best.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:20 pm, #199032
This was great. 5 dirty pillows
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #199022
Thanks for the positive comments!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:35 pm, #199021
Nice.
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:47 pm, #199018
hehehe, "dairy pillows", 5L


CREEDO -




SETTING PERSONAL GOALS - Setting goals is admirable and encouraged often. You, my friend, have set this one too high. You shall never reach it.




DREMAGNUM -


TAGS: dremagnum keeping in real
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

uglimusashi - February 20, 2010, 11:09 am, #159470
Drawn together? WRONGEST... SHOW.... EVER. title & inflections are deserved here
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm, #143257
Anything?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm, #143253
I'm not offended by anything
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:41 pm, #143252
Don't watch it if you're offendable. Whether that's easily offended or not.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm, #143251
Nope, havent yet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm, #143250
So, You don't drink at all Dre?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm, #143249
Will do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm, #143248
Dre, Download drawn together.....amesome animated reality show....so crude.....don't watch it with children,women or ethnics.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm, #143247
I'm sober, always have been
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:37 pm, #143246
We played poker at TTH's last night.....I don't even remember coming home.....Hangover central.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:36 pm, #143244
glad you liked it
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm, #143243
Yep, same. Worked on homework all day, and slept away a hangover.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm, #143242
Doesnt look like my kind of dog either
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm, #143241
When im in my room, I just have this site up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm, #143240
But you remember the dog, Right Dre?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm, #143239
God, we do creep here don't we? Always on, never actually commenting.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm, #143238
LMAO, however, I do not remember that chick at all
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:30 pm, #143237
And yet, he never calls in the morning. WHY DRE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY...


Burning Bridges -


TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm, #246700
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


OUR MODS - GOOD WORK GUYS -




ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN -




SO, YOU TWO -




SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!


TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm, #173519
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm, #172940
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172939
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm, #172854
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #172815
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.


A HARD LIFE -


TAGS: beer keeps us going
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Dangle - May 13, 2010, 1:01 pm, #175877
notice the cap is off, and who opens a bottle of jack and doesnt take a swig or two at least? so there was room to freeze.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 am, #175830
about -25° Celsius (-13° F) is the freezing temperature of booze with 40 per cent of alcohol concentration. I just wonder why the bottle didn't burst...
Bob D. Sailor - May 13, 2010, 1:38 am, #175826
Does anyone know at what temperature Jack actually freezes besides f'ing cold?


KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...


TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am, #191697
ahahah nice


LOVE -




SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.


TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm, #177903
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm, #177902
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm, #177901
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm, #177900
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm, #177899
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm, #177897
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm, #177895
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm, #177892
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm, #177891
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm, #177886
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm, #177885
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm, #177883
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm, #177882
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm, #177880
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm, #177879
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #177878
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm, #177877
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm, #177876
Some-of-her
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm, #177875
I dont get this? Anyone?


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am, #140075
Dude, what's with me pic?


ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.




JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




FAIR WARNING -


TAGS: cats home you had your chance keep walking
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:18 pm, #188625
5L
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:59 pm, #188443
this is beautiful, another dumpling, sonny? 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm, #188438
LMAO! aaaaaaaaaargh!
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:49 pm, #188435
Lets not forget the the famous, " You eat yet? You need eat, hold on I will get you something"


SENSORY OVERLOAD -




THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: better keep running
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:21 am, #164430
LMAO!
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:31 am, #164426
Oh, ****. Little help? xD
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:44 am, #164387
He "catches" his allll the time!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:43 am, #164385
LD - always chasing tail.
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:39 am, #164383
My guess is she will be invited back... if she survives.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:34 am, #164378
Hilarious!


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




TODAYS FORCAST - unintended acceleration followed closely by divorce proceedings.




BOXING DAY -




FICTION -


TAGS: hold on to your imagination it is what keeps your reality in check hammy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:35 pm, #198825
The first step to solving a problem, is acknowledging it... in my retarded opinion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 2:10 pm, #198823
You said it, Not me.
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:00 pm, #198822
Holy **** I Just Noticed... God Im Retarded..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am, #198424
Massive spelling failure...please stand by.....


KEEPER OF THE SPREADSHEET - DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA "Keeper of the Spreadsheet!"


TAGS: geek keeper spreadsheet farscape
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kaladon - April 8, 2010, 10:37 am, #170280
Yer thats what it was made for as muggins here is said keeper. Like i said in my email: "13 Years of Education, 8 years in IT, 22 years of using computers and it all comes down to this"
pieman - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am, #169733
Sorry this is getting voted down. I like it. You always have someone like this in every office.


Life -




BOREDUMB -


TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm, #243339
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm, #243335
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.


song of my people -


TAGS: goat song of my people keep bleating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 12:30 am, #249668
I've seen his work before. Lol, I didn't make the connection with the nickname. Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:18 am, #249667
Hawamleh...he's a member with a certain proclivity for livestock (best you don't ask). 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2013, 11:53 pm, #249665
Hammy?
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:13 pm, #249637
Don't know what it is crotchety, but this poster just screams Hammy...5L


And you goombahs prolly don’t even think about it….. -


TAGS: keep a fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:39 pm, #253939
Wait...I'm back now! Ohh, that's why you're running. Well be back sooner than later Mr. Gary!
steve1961 - March 29, 2014, 12:15 am, #253891
roflmao!
GaryO - March 29, 2014, 12:06 am, #253890
I love you more
steve1961 - March 29, 2014, 12:04 am, #253889
Hurry back...so these kind of tender moments can finally end...bloody bromances...;-)
GaryO - March 28, 2014, 11:44 pm, #253888
Hey Mao, I hope to be back in a few months…I hope….just on task now. Keep the fire at the cabin. I’ll be by. Cheers, mate. All you guys better be here when I get back....phukkers.
maoworks2 - March 28, 2014, 8:11 am, #253878
Fair-well My Friend, Mao.
Sho - March 27, 2014, 2:12 pm, #253865
Don't take too long Mr Gary
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:30 am, #253850
Don't be sad - I'll wait up for you; bring back marshmallows
Pagong - March 27, 2014, 12:54 am, #253842
Going somewhere?


Retirement: Week 16 -




CISPA -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm, #245298
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


Bring A Paper Along -


TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm, #248555
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am, #248547
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm, #248527
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am, #248524
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


HARDEST PROMISE -




Koala Logic -


TAGS: koals keeper leaves threat
Rating: 4.71/5

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TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm, #253397
"CUDDLY? WHAT? COME HERE AND SAY THAT!"


MOTIFAKE.COM - everyone is welcome


TAGS: keep out
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #152501
New logo!!!


(PEW PEW) ² -


TAGS: cartridges keep falling on my head
Rating: 4.07/5

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MO - May 3, 2010, 1:27 pm, #174541
I don't care what you call it. Alls I know is that the flux capacitor seems to be low on flux. You can tell by the ride height of the navigator....
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 5, 2010, 8:39 pm, #162032
No the hyperdrive is on the wrong end...duh
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 10:10 pm, #161797
DUH! It's the Millennium Falcon.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 4, 2010, 10:06 pm, #161796
Is that a Hind or a newer Russian model..the Havoc or something....
frixxxx - March 4, 2010, 7:13 pm, #161768
OMFG (PEW PEW)to the 10th!
phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 5:59 pm, #161751
I LOL'd...and had a new 5/5 fav.
Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 5:42 pm, #161738
This is cracking me up!


BLACK FRIDAY -


TAGS: dec 2 next time keep the receipt
Rating: 4.04/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 1:56 am, #143120
LMFAO!!! That's WAY better!
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 1:52 am, #143118
Not to mention the magnetic birdseed with a giant horseshoe magnet. ;)
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:00 pm, #142969
Thanks!
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 8:53 pm, #142968
Yes! Very clever! 5 coyotes.


MOTIFAKE - A Google Friendly Environment Please Keep It That Way No NSFW Allowed




HINDSIGHT -


TAGS: keep pushing pushing pushing
Rating: 3.95/5

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Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 1:55 am, #184431
Add to faves...This is great


ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.


TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm, #162544
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm, #162543
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm, #162536
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.


TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am, #160282
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am, #158838
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm, #158721
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm, #158719
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm, #158718
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.


TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm, #201018
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair


NEVER RAISE A HAND TO YOUR CHILD -




GET YOUR FEET WET -




ENVY -


TAGS: keep up mock america soviet calendar
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - October 9, 2010, 1:20 pm, #197359
Soooooo true...what have we contributed? Elvis...that's pretty much it lol
forseti - September 23, 2010, 6:57 pm, #195182
thx Lord. That's not a problem. I expected this to get higher votings too. But I got better votings than expected many times, so who cares?! Not my day I guess...
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:45 pm, #195180

i liked this fors...sorry to see others didn't.


FEAR -




REALITY -


TAGS: but we keep seeking another taste
Rating: 3.24/5

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CANADA - November 30, 2009, 11:37 pm, #141304
Aint that the truth! 5L


INNOCENCE -




I SWEAR IT'S BUSTIN' OUT -




CLEAN -


TAGS: life time woman home work addict house keep joke blonde posted not created
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - August 18, 2009, 5:33 pm, #109553
Must not know any single-person households


REALITY: THE GATEKEEPER OF REALITY IS QUANTIFIED IMAGINATION. -


TAGS: reality imagination gatekeeper
Rating: 1.78/5

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LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:21 pm, #132014
The Gatekeeper of Reality has a crappy combover...how's that for reality?


MISTRESSES - Tiger thinks they should be seen and not heard


TAGS: tiger mis*****es keep quiet
Rating: 1.67/5

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Derek - December 16, 2009, 7:04 pm, #146240
If you asked him I think you'd find he would rather they weren't seen either.


EVERYTHING... -




Bargaining Edge -




Stand tall And keep your chin up -




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